Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.
where the fuck is she i am like balls deep in aliens right now
Highlights of Eurovision
There is Azerbaijan with my new OTP
There is Greece with the free alcohol
You got Iceland with Thor
Romania with the Dracula and half naked men
And of course Malta with the very happy man
this year’s show was made of win
I feel so sorry for those non Europeans who don’t know of Eurovision, It means they could have never of seen Ukraine’s 2007 entry into the contest…
for those who don’t know or don’t that much about eurovision
this is all u need to know
The ultimate Eurovision tune. God I love Eurovision.
THIS IS MY COUNTRY